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Shart Survival Kit

Shart Survival Kit

✅ Guaranteed Laughs Every Time

✅ Perfect for White Elephant Parties

✅  Includes Everything for "Emergency" Moments

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Shart Survival Kit

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Guaranteed Laughs at Any Party

Break the ice insantly. It's the gag gift everyone talks about long after the party ends.

Packed with 'Crisis' Essentials

Each kit includes everything you need to survive a "situation" from wipes to tissues to disposable undies.

Part-Tested Results

100%

100% of recipients didn’t see it coming. 🤣.

99%

99% laughed so hard they cried. 😂

1%

1% pretended it wasn’t funny. 😬

Based on real party people (and one very shocked grandma).

50K+ Happy Customers

Excellent 4.9

Here's What They're Saying!

Got this for my boyfriend as a joke and he was crying laughing. The fact that it actually comes with real stuff made it even better.

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Emily R.

Everyone was fighting over this at our office Christmas exchange. Totally stole the show.

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Jennifer L.

I expected cheap gag junk, but it’s actually packed super well and looks like a legit kit. 10/10.

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Kayla M.

We all have that one person who can’t take a joke — this broke them 😂. Worth every penny

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Lindsay T.

Was worried it’d be too much, but it’s just the right mix of funny and classy. Grandma even laughed.

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Hannah S.

Got this for my boyfriend as a joke and he was crying laughing. The fact that it actually comes with real stuff made it even better.

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Emily R.

Everyone was fighting over this at our office Christmas exchange. Totally stole the show.

Verified

Jennifer L.

I expected cheap gag junk, but it’s actually packed super well and looks like a legit kit. 10/10.

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Kayla M.

We all have that one person who can’t take a joke — this broke them 😂. Worth every penny

Verified

Lindsay T.

Was worried it’d be too much, but it’s just the right mix of funny and classy. Grandma even laughed.

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Hannah S.

Got this for my boyfriend as a joke and he was crying laughing. The fact that it actually comes with real stuff made it even better.

Verified

Emily R.

Everyone was fighting over this at our office Christmas exchange. Totally stole the show.

Verified

Jennifer L.

I expected cheap gag junk, but it’s actually packed super well and looks like a legit kit. 10/10.

Verified

Kayla M.

We all have that one person who can’t take a joke — this broke them 😂. Worth every penny

Verified

Lindsay T.

Was worried it’d be too much, but it’s just the right mix of funny and classy. Grandma even laughed.

Verified

Hannah S.

Got this for my boyfriend as a joke and he was crying laughing. The fact that it actually comes with real stuff made it even better.

Verified

Emily R.

Everyone was fighting over this at our office Christmas exchange. Totally stole the show.

Verified

Jennifer L.

I expected cheap gag junk, but it’s actually packed super well and looks like a legit kit. 10/10.

Verified

Kayla M.

We all have that one person who can’t take a joke — this broke them 😂. Worth every penny

Verified

Lindsay T.

Was worried it’d be too much, but it’s just the right mix of funny and classy. Grandma even laughed.

Verified

Hannah S.

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Actually usable items

Clean, funny humor (not gross)

Fast shipping & gift-ready

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Discreet & safe for all ages

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F.A.Q.

Is this a real survival kit or just a joke?

It’s 100% a gag gift — but every item inside is real and totally usable. So yes, you can laugh and survive. 😅

What’s actually inside the kit?

Each kit comes with wipes, tissues, disposable underwear, a “how-to-survive” card, and a cheeky survivor badge — everything you’d need for a fake emergency moment.

How big is the kit?

Compact and gift-ready! Roughly the size of a small lunchbox — perfect for gift bags, stockings, or your glove compartment. 🎁

Is the packaging discreet?

It ships sealed and labeled as the “Shart Survival Kit.” It’s playful but clean, so you can safely send it anywhere without raising eyebrows. 🚀